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    Quote Originally Posted by dch3k View Post
    One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my
    sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing
    how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to
    play a trick. She told my sister that she needed
    something from the store.
    When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of
    the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen,
    and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the t
    urkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.
    When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the
    turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the
    stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something,
    she reached in and pulled out the little bird.
    With a look of total shock on her face, my mother
    exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant
    bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news,
    my sister started to cry.
    It took the family two hours to convince her that
    turkeys lay eggs!



    Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!
    that is the funniest thanks giving prank Ive ever heard love it!!
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    I wonder what came first...the turkey or the egg.

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    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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    After little thought, ive decided id like to give polygamy a try.

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    why?................
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    You gonna be 14 or 15?
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    Happy pre_lated birthday!

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    Whatever happened to CHUCKY? Did his threads come apart?

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